I'm not saying it's bad. Or good. It's just a little weird. On second thought, a lot weird. After five-plus weeks of bombing during Operation Epic Fury/Roaring Lion, U.S. and Israeli forces had nearly run out of military targets — that's hyperbole, but not by much. Joint Chiefs chair Gen. Dan Caine...
I'm not saying it's bad. Or good. It's just a little weird.
On second thought, a lot weird. After five-plus weeks of bombing during Operation Epic Fury/Roaring Lion, U.S. and Israeli forces had nearly run out of military targets — that's hyperbole, but not by much. Joint Chiefs chair Gen. Dan Caine said Wednesday that U.S. forces alone hit more than 13,000 targets since President Donald Trump gave the GO! order on Feb. 28.
Caine said combined air power has destroyed “approximately 80% of Iran’s air defense systems, more than 1,500 air defense targets, more than 450 ballistic missile storage facilities, 800 one-way attack drones.” Impressive. Incomplete, but impressive.
But you can imagine President Donald Trump's frustration that we'd accomplished so much, yet the Islamic regime remained completely intransigent. That's likely why, earlier this week, he threatened a Tuesday night (D.C. time) deadline for Iran to agree to a ceasefire, or he'd order the destruction of Iran's bridges and power plants — or what Trump called the destruction of Iran's “whole civilization.” That's the kind of big talk they understand in Tehran, and they agreed.
Sort of. Maybe. And Another Thing: There was a report on Tuesday of a B-52 strike package on its way to Iran from the U.S., expected to arrive right around the time of Trump's deadline.
The bombers apparently turned back for home without having reached their targets, almost as soon as Tehran agreed. I wonder whether the crews were elated, disappointed, or a little of both. The terms of the ceasefire depend entirely on who you ask.
Since the U.S. and IDF control Iran’s skies, we remain the final arbiters. But stick a pin in that thought because I'll return to it momentarily. It's who the ceasefire includes where things get weird.
While the ceasefire covers the U.S. and Israel on one side and Iran on the other, it apparently doesn't include the Arab Gulf States — and Iran reportedly continues to hit them with missiles and drones. Then there's Israel's neck of the woods. Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu's office posted, "
Israel supports President Trump's decision to suspend strikes against Iran for two weeks subject to Iran immediately opening the straits and stopping all attacks on the US, Israel and countries in the region" but added that the ceasefire does not include his country's ongoing strikes to eliminate Hezbollah in Lebanon. Trump agrees. Tehran doesn't.
Within hours, Tehran and Israel were at it again. Or still at it. Iran is preparing “operations” against Israeli targets in response to the ceasefire violations in Lebanon -Iranian state outlet Fars pic.twitter.com/1iyoCwZ1st— OSIN
Ttechnical (@Osinttechnical) April 8, 2026 Iran's Fars news agency soon after claimed that oil tanker traffic through Hormuz was halted due to Israeli ceasefire violations in Lebanon, even though they seem to be the only ones who think the ceasefire applies there. Tehran's command-and-control is a shambles, so it was no surprise that missiles and drones continued flying in the hours after Tehran accepted. Their war plan accommodated the loss of command-and-control, with small, semi-independent units firing autonomously on pre-determined targets.
The advantage is that local units had targets and kept firing at them. The disadvantage is that there was no way for all of those units, effectively isolated from one another and whatever command authority still existed, to coordinate an effective response. They just kept lobbing things at stuff.
The other disadvantage is that it takes time for the command authority's ceasefire command to reach down the chain. But then more than a few hours passed, and there's still an awful lot of action. Or as Defence24 concluded early Wednesday, "
The truce is already under pressure and may be far more fragile than it appeared." Well, yeah: BREAKING:Looks like Iran is still attacking Saudi oil infrastructure despite the ceasefire agreement.
A suicide drone just struck a pumping station on the East-West Oil Pipeline. It was used for sending oil to a Red Sea port, bypassing the blocked Hormuz Strait in recent weeks pic.twitter.com/7hSmycGi5Z— Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) April 8, 2026 For a ceasefire, things remain awfully fiery. Or as Varad Mehta quipped, "
This ceasefire isn't going to see the weekend." Then there's Tehran's propaganda campaign. Who it's aimed at, I'll get to in a moment.
First, you really need to see what The Powers That Be (Whomever They May Be) claim the White House agreed to: The regime in Iran is now insisting that Trump has accepted the following:•Regime control of Hormuz•Full compensation for war damages•Withdrawal of American forces from the region•Lifting of all sanctions•Continued enrichmentCome on lol.— 𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎ (@NiohBerg) April 7, 2026 "
Come on lol" doesn't even begin to describe the absurdity of Tehran's claims, but you and I aren't the intended audience. Tehran's messaging is likely meant to sow dissent in the West, particularly among lefties and the deranged Tucker Carlson/Candace Owens/Megyn Kelly set. But since Tehran broadcast the same claims on Iranian state television — most people's only source of "news," with the internet shut down — the mullahs' main goal is to demoralize anyone who still hopes regime change is in the cards.
The implicit message is: "
Trump totally caved because the regime is so mighty, so don't even bother protesting again." Will any patriotic Iranians actually fall for it? Hard to say, but I imagine that after 47 years of misrule, they must have finely tuned B.
S. detectors. On the other hand, Tehran has more going for it than just outrageous propaganda. There are also purely economic issues — some with frightening implications — that were likely on Trump's mind while he escalated against the regime in the days before the ceasefire: My deadline to prevent the global system rupture is end of April or May 1.
Afterwards, we will be in completely uncharted waters given the multiplicative simultanously happening cascading effects across energy-fertilizers-food-water-metals-petrochemicals-nuclear-defence-fiscal.. https://t.co/i23py9lJc2— Velina Tchakarova (@vtchakarova) April 7, 2026 If it hadn't been for Tuesday's ceasefire, Tchakarova's post and related items were going to be the topic of today's essay. More than just energy, the Gulf provides vital exports of urea, ammonia, nitrogen-based fertilizers, and more. After just the first few days of Epic Fury, there were already kinks in the supply chains that determine global food prices and even availability.
There were — are? — more kinks coming. Yet there's still more, and it's where my faith in Epic Fury could go a little wobbly if it pans out. This is from a report in Wednesday's Wall Street Journal headlined, "
Iran Tightens Its Grip on Hormuz Despite Cease-Fire." Iran told mediators it would limit the number of ships crossing the Strait of Hormuz to around a dozen a day and charge tolls under the cease-fire struck by President Trump, showing Tehran plans to keep control over the world’s most important energy-shipping lane.
Ships that pass will have to coordinate with the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, the powerful paramilitary group that has been labeled a terrorist organization by the U.S. and the European Union, Arab mediators said.
Four ships were allowed to pass Wednesday, the fewest so far in April, according S&P Global Market Intelligence.
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